The Big Bossman Al Snow WWF Hardcore Championship Match         The crazy, psychotic, retarded, gay Al Snow is fighting for the Hardcore Championship again.  This time with Pepper the dog in his corner, and not HEAD ! ! !  Has anyone else noticed that every other wrestler that was in the Hardcore division for a while, finally left to go for another belt, except AL SNOW.  Road Dogg ... Mankind ... Hardcore Holly ... even the Big Bossman left for a while, and came back.  That's the problem with Al Snow.  He can't do anything else.  He's made this character that has nothing to do but be the Hardcore Champ.  Now that's all right for a while, but you need to move on Al.  Or retire, that would be GREAT TOO ! ! !
        Sorry about that, I got a little off track.  Well The Big Bossman will defend his Hardcore Championship belt for just the second time since he won it from Snow at Fully Loaded last month.  The Bossman beat Viscera, earlier this month in preparation for another battle against Al Snow, this time it will be in Minneapolis, Minnesota, where Summer Slam is being held.  Maybe they'll fight in one of the many lakes in Minnesota, now that would be cool.
        I'm not sure who will win.  With Al Snow in the match, you now something weird will happen.  I got it ! ! !  Here's what's going to happen.  Al will knock the Bossman out, and then some how Pepper, Al Snow's dog will pin the Big Bossman, and Al will declare Pepper the new WWF Hardcore champion.
        Although I really don't like Al Snow at all (if you couldn't already tell), he does put on a pretty good show, and with this being Summer Slam, something BIG will happen in this hardcore match.  Mark my word JABRONIS ! ! !