ROCK BOTTOM
In Your House

*WWF Championship Match*
THE ROCK  (champion)   v.s   Mankind
    V.S 
        The WWF champion THE ROCK will be taking on Mankind, former Hardcore champion.  Although this is the main event for ROCK BOTTOM, it is a little over shadowed by the Stone Cold Undertaker, buried alive match.  Mankind doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of beating THE ROCK at his own pay-per-view! ! !  I look for Mankind to put up a good fight, and to take out the spanish announcer's table once again.
WINNER..................................THE ROCK

*Buried Alive Match*
The Undertaker    v.s    Stone Cold Steve Austin
        V.S  
 
        The Undertaker in the match he and Mankind invented!  The Buried Alive match! ! !  If you don't know the rules to an  buried alive match, they're very simple.  The first person to bury their opponent alive, WINS ! ! !  Although the Taker has the experience in this match and has a great deal of momentom in this one, I think Austin will win his first ever buried alive match.  Has anyone heard from Kane in a while?  Don't be surprised if he has something to do with the outcome of this one.
Winner......................Stone Cold Steve Austin

*Strip Tease Match*
Goldust    v.s    Jeff Jarrett (w/Debra McMichael)
                           V.S          
 
                        OR      
        Go GOLDUST ! ! !  Although 95% of all WWF fans will be cherring for Goldust, I unfortunitly think Jeff Jarrett will win.  Goldust doesn't mind emberessing himself in front of millions of people, and do you really think they'll show Debra's tits on a show some children watch, HELL NO.  I wish they would, but it's not going to happen.  Don't worry guys you won't get to see any tits, but you'll probably get a little tease, because I look for her to get stripped down to her bra and panny's after the match by Goldust! ! !
Winner.........................................Jeff Jarrett

*Who's the BlueBlazer Match*
Owen Hart           v.s           Steve Blackman
        V.S     

        Honestly I don't really give a RAT'S ASS about this match.  But anyway I look for thr formely retired Owen Hart to win this match with the help of the BlueBlazer.  While Blackman may control the match, the BlueBlazer will come ringside and help Owen out.  If Blackman does win it will be by disqualification.
Winner..........................................Owen Hart

*A Fill-In Match*
Mark Henry, and D'Lo Brown v.s
the Godfather and Val Venis
V.S

        This has everything in the world to make it a great match, but it's missing one thing.  A fued! ! !  These two teams really don't have a fued except for three of them being in the nation.  Mark Henry and D'Lo Brown are probably in my opinion the best tag team in the WWF.  Mark Henry with size and strength, and D'Lo is in my opinion the best pure athletic wrestler in the WWF.  Besite all this talent, I think the fan favorites will win this one.  I think Henry's mind might not be in the match when Chyna's comes down to ring side.  But I look for it the end when the Godfather hit's D'Lo with the Pimp Drop! ! !
Winner....................Godfather and Val Venis

*GAY MATCH OF THE NIGHT*
The Brood    v.s    The J.O.B. Squad
    V.S  J.O.B. Squad

    With two of the gayest team in the Federation there is no doubt about the GAY MATCH OF THE NIGHT for this pay-per-view.  I pick the BROOD to win because I HATE TEAM GAY (J.O.B. Squad)
Winner..........................................The Brood

*Who Give's a Rat's Ass Match*
The Oddites  v.s The Headbangers and Tiger Ali Singh
            V.S
 

        Question.  I thought the Headbangers and I.C.P. were suposed to fight the Oddites at Rock Bottom.  What the Hell happened?  Nobody want to pay $30 to see gay ass Tiger Ali Singh.  Anyway I look for I.C.P. to interfer the match and cause a disqualification on the part of the Headbangers and Tiger Ali Singh.
Winner..........................................Oddites

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