*WWF
Championship Match*
THE
ROCK (champion) v.s Mankind
V.S
The WWF champion THE ROCK will be taking on Mankind, former Hardcore champion.
Although this is the main event for ROCK BOTTOM, it is a little over shadowed
by the Stone Cold Undertaker, buried alive match. Mankind doesn't
have a snowball's chance in hell of beating THE ROCK at his own pay-per-view!
! ! I look for Mankind to put up a good fight, and to take out the
spanish announcer's table once again.
WINNER..................................THE
ROCK
*Buried Alive Match*
The Undertaker
v.s Stone Cold Steve Austin
V.S
The Undertaker in the match he and Mankind invented! The Buried Alive
match! ! ! If you don't know the rules to an buried alive match,
they're very simple. The first person to bury their opponent alive,
WINS ! ! ! Although the Taker has the experience in this match and
has a great deal of momentom in this one, I think Austin will win his first
ever buried alive match. Has anyone heard from Kane in a while?
Don't be surprised if he has something to do with the outcome of this one.
Winner......................Stone
Cold Steve Austin
*Strip Tease Match*
Goldust
v.s Jeff Jarrett (w/Debra McMichael)
V.S
OR
Go GOLDUST ! ! ! Although 95% of all WWF fans will be cherring for
Goldust, I unfortunitly think Jeff Jarrett will win. Goldust doesn't
mind emberessing himself in front of millions of people, and do you really
think they'll show Debra's tits on a show some children watch, HELL NO.
I wish they would, but it's not going to happen. Don't worry guys
you won't get to see any tits, but you'll probably get a little tease,
because I look for her to get stripped down to her bra and panny's after
the match by Goldust! ! !
Winner.........................................Jeff
Jarrett
*Who's the BlueBlazer Match*
Owen Hart
v.s Steve Blackman
V.S
Honestly I don't really give a RAT'S ASS about this match. But anyway
I look for thr formely retired Owen Hart to win this match with the help
of the BlueBlazer. While Blackman may control the match, the BlueBlazer
will come ringside and help Owen out. If Blackman does win it will
be by disqualification.
Winner..........................................Owen
Hart
*A Fill-In Match*
Mark Henry, and D'Lo Brown
v.s
the Godfather and Val Venis
V.S
This has everything in the world to make it a great match, but it's missing
one thing. A fued! ! ! These two teams really don't have a
fued except for three of them being in the nation. Mark Henry and
D'Lo Brown are probably in my opinion the best tag team in the WWF.
Mark Henry with size and strength, and D'Lo is in my opinion the best pure
athletic wrestler in the WWF. Besite all this talent, I think the
fan favorites will win this one. I think Henry's mind might not be
in the match when Chyna's comes down to ring side. But I look for
it the end when the Godfather hit's D'Lo with the Pimp Drop! ! !
Winner....................Godfather
and Val Venis
*GAY MATCH OF THE NIGHT*
The Brood
v.s The J.O.B. Squad
V.S
J.O.B. Squad
With two of the
gayest team in the Federation there is no doubt about the GAY MATCH OF
THE NIGHT for this pay-per-view. I pick the BROOD to win because
I HATE TEAM GAY (J.O.B. Squad)
Winner..........................................The
Brood
*Who Give's a Rat's Ass Match*
The Oddites v.s The
Headbangers and Tiger Ali Singh
V.S
Question. I thought the Headbangers and I.C.P. were suposed to fight
the Oddites at Rock Bottom. What the Hell happened? Nobody
want to pay $30 to see gay ass Tiger Ali Singh. Anyway I look for
I.C.P. to interfer the match and cause a disqualification on the part of
the Headbangers and Tiger Ali Singh.
Winner..........................................Oddites