Venom's Raw Report

    Well, wrestling fans, it looks like the age of wrestling crap is upon us. I'm talking about the WCW, of course, and their WWF alumni club. I usually watch some of Nitro before Raw comes on, and I have to say, it doesn't come any worse. When any Steve Austin wannabe like Bill Goldberg can be their headliner superstar, then you know that WCW's chairman are playing with WWF action figures at home. But, here we go..... Mankind has lost the Hardcore belt to the Big Boss Man, thanks to some interference by the Rock. I say look for Mankind to win it back next week on Raw..... The Brood were well on their way to winning the Tag Team Championship when McMahon sent his butt parasites BBM and Shamrock to stop the Brood. It still don't look like he's gonna have any success with the New Age Outlaws, but I say to look for the sellout at Rock Bottom..... Undertaker and Paul Bearer attempted to send Kane to a nuthouse, but Steve Austin k.o.'d the 'Taker with a shovel and sent him to the nuthouse with Kane's mask on. Later on Raw, Austin and Kane stuffed Paul Bearer into a sewer..... Al Snow, surprisingly, almost beat the Rock, with a little head. But somehow, Maivia managed to take the win..... Shawn Michaels ordered X-Pac to defend his European title against Shamrock after a confrontation. It seemed that the dangerous one had the belt won when Triple H came down and beat the crap out of Shamrock. I'd look for a match between HHH and Michaels sooner or later..... Sable was hot..... So was Terri Runnels...... And lastly, the most important event of Monday, Marc Mero is gone! After losing to Duane Gill, he quit. Maybe he'll join the alumni club in Atlanta, you know the one that calls itself WCW......
 

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